Black Magician Girl

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:10:40 GMT

so um, i went out drinking with jinzo, the magnet warriors (excluding alpha; he's too young), and that great prat, gaia (haha! betcha didn't expect us duel monsters can drink, huh! let alone robor type ones! but we can! sucka!) i dont remember anything that happened but after hearing the story i am now one depressed magician and i can't type right now because i am WAY TOO UPSET. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN HAPPEN. so here's beta, one of the magnet warriors, typing:

Heyo! Beta here! I can remember stuff because I am some kind of machine and anything processed, drunk or not, gets saved. So here's the run-down on what happened:

We all got trashed and started playing this weird human game called spin the bottle that i've seen some of Yuugi's friends play before (Yuugi wasn't involved of course, he's way too chicken!) I really like Mana and Gaia when they're wasted. They don't fight, no one is blown up or defenestrated or becomes some kind of projectile. At all. In fact, THEY HOOKED UP. Da fuck? I didn't believe it at first when I saw them, but holy shit! In full force too! Mana on his lap, Gaia groping her chest--- man that one harpie's brother is going to be PISSED. Jinzo tried to make out with that one Dark Witch chick, but that was a no-go; she instantly thrust her spear through his brain and sent the thing flying into the rows of highball glasses. Bloody Mary, anyone? LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP! So Jinzo was sent to the graveyard for the night. I don't think he slept at all. Whoa, WAIT A MINUTE, what the hell was Jinzo doing in Yuugi's deck in the first place?? Okay here's Mana because she's crying a lot. Plus, I have to baby-sit Dark necophelia's little puppet... kid.. thing. Little dude creeps the fuck out of me. Alright guys, Beta over and out!

WHYYYYYY i don't remember hooking up with gaia! not in a million years! i refuse to touch him! HELP!

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:50:42 GMT

heehee. BWAHAHAHAHA! GUESS WHO'S BAAAAAAACK!!! that's right, ME! after being neglected for utmost number of years, i am FINALLY played at a friendly game against some stupid little boy who did nothing but gawk at my breasts. he reminded me of otouto_no_harpy and UGGGHH GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!! because of that he lost the duel, the stupid sucker. ugh.

so um, what happened?? lots of things! first off, i found out the most important thing in my duel monsterish life: my name is mana and i used to be a real live person! and i used to live in egypt! and and sensei used to be a real live person too!! his real name is mahaado! i think i was wrong about my age a couple years back. turns out i'm so much older than what i said before! i'm _______. i'm not gonna tell, it's THAT shameful! ;____; sensei is actually about 5 years older than me! not 3! but i have an actual NAME. how great is that? mana mana mana mana!!! it's such a pretty name is i do say so myself! sounds better than mahaado! EEP! ::hides from sensei::

...is the coast clear?

::emerges from underneath the magical hats::

so, this is what i looked like back then:

hehe, i forgot who took this footage, but at least the fish didn't die! that would've been really bad! i wasn't too fond of it hitting me in the face though. hmph!

oh, oh! latest gossip: the BEWD--- turns out it's a GIRL. GOOD RA!!! WHO WOULD'VE THUNK THAT?! her name is kisara and i am totally jealous of her because she is so BEAUTIFUL. unlike everyone in egypt who looked the same (myself included) with their dark skin and dark hair, kisara was pure white with white hair and blue eyes. i caught a glimpse of her one time in her prison, and her eyes are SOOOOOOOO entrancing. i wish i could've hung out with her in the streets of egypt, but people didn't like her and she was always in prision! it really sucked when she died! priest set was totally withdrawn into himself after that. look at her! she's hot!:

the memories....

but at least i have a lot of friends on this deck! i mean, granted, i don't get along with gaia, i never will, but whatever! th magnet warriors are still my buds, kuribo is still my plushie (though he STILL explodes----- A LOT) and sensei is as strict as ever. seriously, i've NEVER seen him relaxed. UGGHHHH.

hehe, i have a teensy crush and his name is flame swordsman. mmmmm, large sword and muscles....

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 22:25:01 GMT

RA DAMN IT I HATE THE CEMETERY!

i was sent to...some girl's deck with brown hair and blue eyes. i think she's little yuugi's girlfriend. or something. SHE CAN'T DUEL FOR HER LIFE! AHHHH! she tried all these tricks to summon me...but they dont work! and i keep getting sent to the cemetery because either 1. she has to destroy her hand cards 2. she is always going up against some powerful monster and i am forced to go to defense mode 3. one word: fissure.

she is such a horrible dueler!! i want to get out of her deck! i miss those magical hats! and the book of spells! sensei!!!!!! hellllppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12 May 2004 14:56:56 GMT

...where did my helmet go? ;.;

::hides from sensei::

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 18:29:36 GMT

I DONT WANT MY MAGIC TAKEN AWAY!!! HOW CAN I SHOW TRICKS TO THE MAGNET WARRIORS AND KURIBO???

::cries:: ;_;

Fri, 19 Mar 2004 04:55:47 GMT

i hate gaia. i hate harpie's brother. T.T

gaia is way too mean and harpie's brother is just way too perverted and scary.

gaia thought it would be fun to toss kuribo at my face during his run with his horse ;.; he explaoded in a giant fireball and now my face has second degree burns on them. of course i couldn't catch up to gaia because his horse was too fast.

then harpie's brother came up from behind me and fondled my breasts and tried to give me a hickey @_@! i took a big swing at his head and ended up hitting my helmet instead. it flew somewhere, and now harpie's brother has it, and he won't give it back unless i go on a date with him this saturday night. late saturday night. what the hell is a saturday anyway?

i am in so much trouble with sensei. he won't forgive me for losing my helmet....he'll just say something about responsibilities and stuff. ;.;

he is worse than his sisters...i'll probably have sensei talk with the sisters about controlling him.

::huddles in plushies::

Fri, 05 Mar 2004 19:33:21 GMT

the party was such a SNOOZE! -_- zzz........there was nothing but drinking of fancy wine and talking. no chaos, no ruckus, nothing. zip.

i fell asleep.

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:23:45 GMT

REBD is holding a party.

i donno if i wanna go, he was really mad that time, when i stabbed him in the eye. and those harpies are pure KJs. they just wanna stay in front of a mirror all day.

speaking of the harpies, we have been cool with each other lately. i donno. i mean, it's not like we like ech other as friends, but we havent been fighting as much either. it's really weird.

i think i may be on intersession. sensei has been missing too. o_O.....i wonder where he is, i'm really worried!

other than that, everything else has been pretty unproductive.

(AFLJADFJLBKL;JSBGKJSFBNLGKNMG SFKG we need some story plot......thing going! >.<)

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 00:27:00 GMT

oh my god i was running around and running running running acting crazy when all of a sudden the flap of my helmet fell on my face! i coulnt see and i stabbed REBD in the eye! O.O

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 22:57:59 GMT

guess what hawhawhawhawhawhaw!!!! ::v-sign::

sensei made me a new outfit! AND a new staff! AND a new helmet! AND this outfit is speshul hawhawhaw!!!! AND I gots a new effect whenever i wear this! i havent tried it out during a duel YET, but i will someday! whenevr i wear this outfit, another magic user cant attack me! mwahahahaa!

but there's always the BEWD or someone. AND my attack status is lowered. those are the cons. ._. and sensei says i cant wear it everyday because i have the tendency to hit other monsters with the staff and the staff is really vicious looking!

check out the new card design! yeaahhhhhh!

HARPIE SISTERS, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! MY NEW OUTFIT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 17:20:27 GMT

sensei's been making me study a lot lately...like from sunrise to sunset....and not letting me go out. ;_;

yesterday alpha tried climbing through the window during studies.......sensei got so mad and alpha fell hahahahahah it was so funny i coulnd't stop laughing! i was having a laughing fit! i pounded on the table while laughing and knocked the candelabra over....O_O the whole place got caught on fire and me and sensei got burned to ashes and we were sent to the cemetery....again. well, i was sent to the cemtery again. sensei seldom goes there. ;_;

I HATE THAT CEMETERY! I HATE THAT SADISTIC SICKENING FREAKY REAPER! ;_____________;

so me and sensei spent the day running from the reaper's scythe. ::shudder:: he freaks me out so much. at one point i saw the tbody parts of ryu-kishin powered laying around and the three heads of the BEUD on a stick......poor guys. ._.

me, i got my leg cut off. then my torso was ripped in half. then my lungs were blown into balloons. so painful. i wish i was a machine sub-type monster.

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 17:49:53 GMT

ALPHA THREW A PARTY AND I HEARD IT WAS FULL OF FUN AND JINZO DRUNKNESS AND STUFF ANDIDIDNTGOBECAUSEIHADSTUDIESALLDAYANDSENSEI DIDNTLETMEOUTUNTILTHEMOONCAMEOUT!!!!!

SKDHFGKSDJGHJKSHGLKJSDBNBHKGJSBWGGJKSBNKGJGJKBSD AHHHHHSRJHTHRHRHGHGHGHGHRHRHGHGH!!!!!

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

::blows everything in her path into oblivion::

Sat, 24 Jan 2004 20:17:43 GMT

WHAT A DAY! >o

Fri, 16 Jan 2004 23:05:01 GMT

today i took pictures! ^______________^ lots and lots and lots of pictures! however i've never used a camera before and i opened that film canister thingy......and it ruined all my pictures! ;_; i managed to save one though!

xD he was so up-close, he got flash and he kept bumping and tripping into things alllll day! XD!! trees, rocks, sensei, and such! it was soooo funny!!

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 19:23:33 GMT

yesterday beta came up to me during my studies and tried to drag me away so i can play games! sensei was really annoyed, and he sent beta to the sky o.o

poor beta... ._.

i wonder how long it took for him to get back to solid ground...

after my studies i found kuribo and played with him ^_^

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 07:26:07 GMT

hi everyone!

i'm leaving this RP community and joining another one. i havent been involved in any plot so far, which is cool; i'm not mad at all! but this explains the lack of updates. the person who plays kaiba_seto has kindly created a community just for monsters.

this means i'm taking everyone off my friends list, except for the monsters who already possess a journal.

good bye everyone! it was nice meeting you all! ^-^

::waves staff and goes *poof!*::

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:52:10 GMT

^.^ today sensei let me take a day off and so as a ticket of my appreciation we both went to lots of places with the pink girls! they bought all these pink fuzzy things! everything was pink! it was cute! then the girl with the two buns gave this little pink plushie--it was so cute! then they decorated sensei with pink clothes! and ribbons and stuff! he looked funny!

then we all ran into those harpies. ew. sensei had to restrain me from attacking them.

i think sensei had a fun time!

Tue, 30 Dec 2003 02:51:51 GMT

what the hell. today has been a weird day.

i was playing a nice game of knock gaia off of his horse (i was launching kuribo) when all of a sudden those awful bitch harpies came up to me and started ganging up on me! GODS. how the hell did they get in yuugi's deck anyway???

so we started fighting and rawring, kuribo ran away scared and sensei was trying to break us up. then chaos magician came and went KABOOM on all our faces! the harpies were complaining about their precious little feathers but it was funny! i got burned in some places but it's all good!

then, all of a sudden, i was in a room filled with purple stuff. with cosmetics. lots of cosmetics. as if this person couldn't wear enough makeup. sheesh! i was tinkering with most of the stuff becuase it was cool! i drew on the walls with lipstick! and made this plushie all pretty like! ^-^!! then...

i got summoned for a duel!!! it was hard to believe but i was going against small yuugi! whatthehell i was scared and all but i was ordered to attack and.....and...i beat yuugi's monsters up! and... ::SNIFF:: i killed sensei! oh my gods! oh my ra! i'm sorry! i didnt mean to hurt you sensei! ohmyraohmyraohmyra....! he'sgoingtobesounbelievablymadatmeit'snotevenfunny!

T___T

Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:16:47 GMT

hahaha!! today i saw butch boy get violated by one of the pink girls!! i was laughing sooooooo hard i couldnt breathe!!

not that it matters if i die anyway, because i'll just get reborned in many ways possible!! oh it's so great being a monster wizard!! ^_^

though i still hate the reaper omg he freaks me out so much with his scythe and his love of the sight of blood ewwww!! whatthehell he doesnt do much to the magnet warriors because they have no blood in them!! and when he sees me he skins me and makes those balloon poodles out of my intestines and uses my bones to build himself a house!! well i hope he is snug as a bug in a rug because that's a lot of bones he uses from all of us monsters so that bastard probably lives in a mansion now! ARHGSRRH!! >_

Tue, 23 Dec 2003 01:37:25 GMT

oooooo today i saw the white haired freak get shot my this black thing......and then he got carried off to the hospital! HA! serves him right!

today sensei made me do complicated spells.... x___x my staff kept blowing up on my face and there were lots and lots of ashes xD i was LITERALLY the black magician girl!

not much else to say...grek.

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 20:42:09 GMT

x_x sensei made me study and study and study......i think he's still a bit riled from the kuribo.... ._.

pii. my brian hurts!

nazinazinazinazi! >_<

MEEP.

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 08:08:18 GMT

sensei made me a new helmet...but he didn't fix the front part that keeps falling on my face >.< he told me it had something to do with teaching me to be patient or whatever! kyaaahhhh! it was so annoying! i slammed the thing, burned it, dismantled it, tried crushing it with that huge weight in one of big scary yuugi's soul chambers (i almost got crushed in the process o.o), and went to the torture room to do all kinds of stuff to it...but nothing worked!

today i had no studies so i tried making my hair like what's his name...otogi? i think so...the dice guy! XD it turned out so horrendous! i still have not mastered the magic skill to even fix my hair like otogi ._. i showed sensei and BC (chaos magician) and they laughed their heads off. ;_; then GAIA saw me and poked me and prodded me with his joust >.

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 20:40:18 GMT

::slams helmet on the ground::

DAMN HELMET YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!

::STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP TO LITTLE PIECES::

now i have hat hair. >.

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 07:13:39 GMT

sensei keeps calling me silly! i am NOT silly! i am serious like all the other black magicians!

so me and the magnet warriors were acting silly in big scary yuugi's soul chamber...we were in the tablet room admiring our carvings on the huge stones...then alpha saw the huge BEWD carving on the floor and was wondering why IT's bigger than the rest of us. i noticed that too and IT WASN'T FAIR! and the magnet warriors thought that too and so we started stomping on the carving....bad bad BAD idea because it sprang to life and caused havoc and pandemonium...big scary yuugi got sooooooooooo mad.....we hid underneath the magical hats for the remainder of the day ._.

i saw butch boy today! he was in a...what do you call it....airopline? well i dunno, but WHAT IS BUTCH BOY DOING UP IN THE AIR?? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE WATER WHERE HE BELONGS! o.O he got all freaked out when me and sensei talked to him SHEESH as if he hasnt seen a duel monster before! i mean we're not THAT ugly! not like dark knight gaia of the gale-who-thinks-hes-so-cool-because-he's-got-a-cool-name-and-a-cool-ability! that little turd! i have a special ability too! at least i don't have to be the only card in big scary yuugi's hand in order to be summoned! baka gaywad.

me and the harpies got all rewwwwr! it wasn't fair! three against one what the hell? sensei had to break us up. the were they doing in yuugi's deck anyway?!

honestly, kuribo needs to stop hanging out in the pile of plushies....he blends in so well...he's going to be crushed one day. or glomped to death.

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 21:05:26 GMT

::deeeeeep breath::

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